Aug 24
Random Facebook status updates generator
Facebook status generator is a site where you can grab some quick random status updates for facebook. Be warned, they’re definitely random and don’t make a whole lot of sense.
Here’s a few I received.
Highena…
remembers the halcyon days of irrelevant belly buttons
finds it hard to swallow irrelevant gizzards
might be coming down with a touch of grotesque genitalia
is flabbergasted by implacable cucumbers
moistens mouthwateringly delicious gerbils
November 5th, 2010 at 8:36 am
boy: wat would u do if i punched u?
girl: i would punch you back..
boy: and if i slapped you?
girl: i would slap you back..
boy: and if i loved you?
girl: