Highena

Paddy, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten years, suddenly sees an unusual speck on the horizon.

“It’s certainly not a ship,” he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat or even a raft.

Emerging from the surf appears a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.

She comes ashore and says to Paddy, “Tell me how long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?”

“Ten long years,” he replies.

With that, she and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, “Ah begorah! That tastes good!”

“And how long has it been since you’ve had a sip of good Irish Whiskey?” she asks him.

Trembling, Paddy replies, “Ten years also.”

She unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him. He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says, “Tis absolutely fantastic!”

At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at Paddy and asks, “And how long has it been since you’ve played around?”

With tears in his eyes, Paddy falls to his knees and sobs, “Oh, Sweet Jesus! Don’t tell me you’ve got golf clubs in there too.”