Jan 02

her true love

1:54 am Category: Random Stuff

A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband:
 
Lady:       I lost my Husband
 
Inspector:  What is his height
Lady:       I never noticed
 
Inspector:  Slim or healthy
Lady:       Not slim can be healthy
 
Inspector:  Colour of eyes
Lady:       Never noticed
 
Inspector:  Colour of hair
Lady:       Changes according to season
 
Inspector:  What was he wearing
Lady:       Suit/casuals I don’t remember exactly
 
Inspector:  Was somebody with him………????
Lady: Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together..
 
And the lady started crying…
 
Inspector:  Let’s search for the dog first……..!!




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