Highena

Do you ever run out of intersdting things to put in your facebook status. Now there’s a tool that will do it for you. Create funny facebook status updates instantly with the facebook status generator.

Here’s a few it threw out for me:

just rediscovered a preoccupation with mouthwateringly succulent frogspawn
obsesses over ululating falafels
suffers from a potentially fatal case of rogue frogspawn
wonders whether you should be wearing unexpected lederhosen
thinks constantly about preposterous toenails

weird stuff huh?