May 07
Beer test
Scientists have revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn’t drive, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
May 9th, 2007 at 9:24 pm
Well, I’ve had two now — and none of that piss colored sh*t — and I’m not talking to anyone but you, well, okay, writing, but with only a modicum of emotion (you can’t see me twitching, right?), don’t have to worry about driving, and I do make an effort to apologize when I’m wrong. But it’s never happened. The wrong part. Not the apologizing. Snort. Did I leave anything out? Oh, and no. I will not get on the scale and you can’t make me.