Highena

A panda walks into a bar, orders a sandwich, gobbles it down, pulls out a gun, fires into the ceiling, then exits through the front door.

The bartender says “What the hell was that for?”

The panda replies “I’m a panda, look it up!”

The bartender gets out a dictionary and flips to “P” “Panda bear, indiginous to China, eats, shoots, and leaves.”