Highena

I went to meet a friend at the pub last night and when I walked in I couldn’t help but notice two beautiful women checking me out.
“Nine,” one whispered to the other as I walked past them.
Pretty proud of myself, I bragged to my pal that a beautiful woman had just rated me a nine out of ten.
“I don’t want to ruin your evening, mate,” he said, “but when I came in, they were speaking German!”