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50 Classic quotes ideal for Facebook status updates.

1. You can do anything, but not everything.
—David Allen

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2. Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
—Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

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3. The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.
—Unknown Author

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4. You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.
—Wayne Gretzky

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5. Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.
—Ambrose Redmoon

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6. You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
—Gandhi

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7. When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean.
—Lin-Chi

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8. The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.
—A. A. Milne

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9. To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail.
—Abraham Maslow

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10. We are what we repeatedly do; excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
—Aristotle

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11. A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
—Baltasar Gracian

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12. Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
—Basho

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13. Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits; they become character.
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
—Lao-Tze

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14. Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.
—Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

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15. What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do.
—John Ruskin

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16. The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes.
—Marcel Proust

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17. Work like you don’t need money, love like you’ve never been hurt, and dance like no one’s watching
—Unknown Author

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18. Try a thing you haven’t done three times. Once, to get over the fear of doing it. Twice, to learn how to do it. And a third time, to figure out whether you like it or not.
—Virgil Garnett Thomson

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19. Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
—Will Rogers

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20. People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.
—Zig Ziglar

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Funny Quotes
21. Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
—John Wilmot

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22. What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.
—Oscar Levant

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23. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
—Oscar Wilde

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24. I’ve gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.
—New York City detective

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25. When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
—Norm Crosby

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26. Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
—Kurt Vonnegut

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27. Just the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
—Carl Sagan

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28. My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.
—Jean Rostand

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29. Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
—Lily Tomlin

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30. I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
—Richard Lewis

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31. We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.
—Robert Wilensky

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32. If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
—Scott Adams

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33. If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.
—Anon

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34. When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I’m beginning to believe it.
—Clarence Darrow

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35. Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.
—Cullen Hightower

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36. There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say.
—Cyril Connolly

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37. There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
—Dick Cavett

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38. All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
—H. L. Mencken

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39. I don’t mind what Congress does, as long as they don’t do it in the streets and frighten the horses.
—Victor Hugo

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40. I took a speed reading course and read ‘War and Peace’ in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
—Woody Allen

41. The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking.
—Albert Einstein

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42. Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
—André Gide

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43. It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
—Aristotle

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44. I’d rather live with a good question than a bad answer.
—Aryeh Frimer

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45. We learn something every day, and lots of times it’s that what we learned the day before was wrong.
—Bill Vaughan

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46. I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.
—Blaise Pascal

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47. Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
—Cale Yarborough

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48. An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn’t take his education too seriously.
—Charles F. Kettering

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49. Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.
—Christopher Hampton

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50. Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self.
—Cyril Connolly

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30 Responses to “50 Facebook Status Updates Quotes”

  1. Harley White says:
    June 24th, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    i heard you bragging about the first tim we kissed well babe i only did because i was pissed!!

  2. Molly says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 3:36 am

    These are great!

  3. prabin says:
    December 23rd, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    wow awesome…………….

  4. status updates says:
    January 30th, 2010 at 10:47 pm

    Great list, thanks for sharing :) )

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  6. Harley says:
    March 14th, 2010 at 3:00 am

    Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when the person in front of you pulls up a couple of inches, you are compelled to move up too? Do we really think that we are making progress towards our destination? It’s like, “Whew, I thought I was going to be late, but now that I am 9 inches closer, I can stop for coffee and a biscuit.”

  7. Roy says:
    April 3rd, 2010 at 7:16 pm

    Great quotes. Just about all of them are on http://www.humblegeni.us where you can use them in your facebook status with the click of a mouse.

  8. Jill says:
    April 5th, 2010 at 6:08 pm

    Jill…doesn’t understand why people think she’s patronizing (that means to treat people like they’re stupid)

  9. rinee says:
    April 6th, 2010 at 2:26 pm

    another good status is …”look at life from the wind shield and not from the rear view mirror”

  10. kunal says:
    April 10th, 2010 at 12:53 pm

    nakali page >>> chal chal furrrrrrrrr >>> hawa ane de >>>>> :X

  11. rayray says:
    April 13th, 2010 at 9:21 pm

    Another good stat would be “at the end of the day i can only be me” or “-at times im known to be bitchy, i may nag, and tend to do stuff to make certain people mad…im picky, and easily annoyed…when i have something good i never know it, until its gone…when i fall i fall HARD..but in the end when all the pieces are broken i still find a way to pick them up carefully, smile, and walk a…way..–>for the world doesn’t stop moving and neither shall i…?” i know thats a long one but i made it up on my own…a lot of people liked it too

  12. kristian lee says:
    April 16th, 2010 at 6:25 pm

    a lot of people liked it too

  13. Apoorva Dohroo says:
    April 29th, 2010 at 2:31 pm

    An archeologist is the best husband for a women……….coz the older she gets………………………………..the more he becomes interested in her……..

  14. abby says:
    May 25th, 2010 at 4:44 am

    I love these qoutes! ? another could be “Never regret anything that made you smile.” :D or “Laugh you heart out, dance in the rain, cherish the moment, ignore the pain, live, laugh, love, forgive and forget, lifes too short to be living with regrets.” “when life gives you lemons make grape juice then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.”

  15. Abugail says:
    May 25th, 2010 at 4:46 am

    But I LOVE These! I will definitley be using some as my status.

  16. callie says:
    May 27th, 2010 at 6:17 pm

    when life gets you up dont let go no matter what happens!

  17. varun kundra says:
    June 4th, 2010 at 1:21 am

    well all r nice quotes,
    i really like that

    good talent

  18. Charlene says:
    June 17th, 2010 at 5:39 am

    Nice quotes wil definately be using thm..

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  22. ASHLEY MARIE DELOACH says:
    July 7th, 2010 at 12:15 am

    PPL WANT NEVA LET ME BE :) IF PPL AINT STARTING SHIT THEY MAKING FALSE STATEMENTS NA DEY DON MADE MY BABY DELETE HIS PAGE HE ALREADY HAD THINGS GOING ON IN HIS LIFE BUT STUPID ASS HOES WANNA MAK FAKE PAGES WIT HIS PIC WIT DERS ACTN AS IF THEY TALK KNOWN IMA B MAD WEN IH FOUND OUT DEN KNOWING THAT IH WAS ALREADY MAD AT HIM SO THEY ADDED ON IH GUESZ YALL GOT WAT YALL WANTED BUT RATHER YALL KNO IT IHM STILL HIS AND DONT LET MEH C HIM HAVING ANOTHER PAGE UP HERE CUZ IH KNO MY MAN IH DON TOLD ND SEEN 6 PPL WITH HIS PICS AND MADE UP NAMES YALL FIND YO OWN MAN AND LEAVE MINES THE FUCK ALONE U KNOW WHO YHU ARE IF IT AINT YOU DONT CUM 2 MEWITH NO SHIT CUZ IM ALREADY PISSED AND AIN GON ARGUE IH THROW HANDS SO B READY SO FUCKING TIRED OF FB AND THE MESSY ASS FEMALES

  23. Poni says:
    July 8th, 2010 at 7:05 pm

    mouths dont get pregnant

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  25. candace spanish says:
    August 2nd, 2010 at 7:31 pm

    omg team jacob he is soooooo cuteeeeeeeee :p
    i no im radom lmaoooo

  26. candace spanish says:
    August 2nd, 2010 at 7:35 pm

    o.m.g dont read this cuz if u do… u will die in a car.. with the person u love.. or u will kiss ur mom n ur dad u will go 2 h e ll n taylor launter will hate u forever lmaooo o well im randon u will have ugly kids n wife\husband lamo k byeeee told u not 2 read thisss u will die soon not my fult cuzz i told u ;P

  27. Hmm.... What IS my name? says:
    August 4th, 2010 at 9:44 pm

    Wow, rayray, I LOVE that quote! It is so…. Poetic. And especially since you made it up on your own(: you don’t mind me using it sometime do you?

  28. lids says:
    August 9th, 2010 at 2:50 am

    face book is bad 4 kids don’t make one

  29. lolquotes says:
    August 11th, 2010 at 2:23 pm

    i got two!!! a female dog is a bitch they bark bark is in a tree tree in part of nature and nature is beautyful

    here is another
    pack up your trubles in your old kit bag and smile:) smile:) smile:)

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