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Aug 27

Facebook status history part IV – God

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Aug 24

Facebook Manners And You

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Do you have good Facebook manners? Timmy and Alice don’t. Watch their bad behavior to learn the dos and don’ts of Facebook breakups.

Aug 18

Facebook status history part I – US Presidents

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Imagine if Facebook had always been around. Just for a bit of fun over the coming weeks we’ll post some funny Facebook status updates from history.

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Aug 06

Cool icons and symbols for Facebook status

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You may have noticed tiny symbols sometimes popping up in the Facebook status of friends, or in chat messages – horoscope symbols, languages, currencies, love hearts, smilies etc. If you’ve wondered where they find them there are a number of sources online to visit to find Facebook symbols, but bare in mind they don’t always work, often displaying as a “?”

One of the best sites I’ve found, with the widest selection of symbols and icons with a high percentage which work is Facebook Symbol, a massive database of hundreds of tiny icons for your Facebook page.

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Jul 15

50 Facebook status classic love quotes

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A collection of famous and imaginative love quotes ideal for facebook status messages.

A wise girl kisses but doesn’t love, listens but doesnt believe, and leaves before she is left.
Marilyn Monroe

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear.
John Lennon

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
Mother Teresa

Love is like a war:Easy to begin Hard to end!
Ancient Proverb

The ones that you love the most are usually the ones that hurt you the most.
kati tgj

Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.
H. Jackson Brown Jr

Grow old along with me the best is yet to be.
Robert Browning

Love is blind — marriage is the eye-opener.
Pauline Thomason

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails.
1 Corinthians 13:4 BIBLE

Love doesn’t make the world go round, love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
Elizabeth Browning

The greatest thing you?ll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return.
Moulin Rouge

The bravest thing that men do is love women
Mort Sahl

We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
Anonymous

The hottest love has the coldest end.
Socrates

The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else.
Anonymous

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep… wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you’ re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU… The one who turns to his friends and says, thats her…
UNKNOWN

Some of the greater things in life are unseen thats why you close your eyes when you kiss, cry, or dream…
Anonymous

If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go.
Anonymous

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it dosent, then it was never meant to be.
Anonymous

The couple that fights the most is the one most in love… it shows they care enough to notice the other one screwed up and care enough to mention it to the person so they can fix it. When you stop fighting it means you stopped caring.
Shawna Waltemyer

If you love someone you would be willing to give up everything for them, but if they loved you back theyd never ask you to.
Anonymous

Don’t let someone become your everything, because when they’re gone you have nothing!
Kenya Mitchell

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
Anonymous

Love is never wanting to lose faith, never wanting to give up, and never truly moving on. Love is knowing and praying in the deepest part of what’s left of your heart that they feel the same.
CourtneyJo Wright

I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we’re really not that different, me and you.
Colin Raye

Falling in love is awfully simple, but falling out of love is simply awful.
Anonymous

What I needed most was to love and to be loved, eager to be caught. Happily I wrapped those painful bonds around me; and sure enough, I would be lashed with the red-hot pokers or jealousy, by suspicions and fear, by burst of anger and quarrels.
St. Augustine

He who is not impatient is not in love.
Italian Proverb

The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a foe.
Dorothy Rothschild Parker

A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.
Thomas Carlyle

All love shifts and changes. I don’t know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time.
Julie Andrews

All mankind love a lover.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
Lao Tzu

Can miles truly separate you from friends… If you want to be with someone you love, aren’t you already there?
Richard Bach

Do all things with love.
Og Mandino

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
George Bernard Shaw

For all life is a dream, and dreams themselves are only dreams.
Pedro Calderon de la Barca

For in all adversity of fortune the worst sort of misery is to have been happy.
Boethius

Fortune and love favor the brave.
Ovid

I don’t wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone.
Javan

I like not only to be loved, but to be told I am loved.
George Eliot

Immature love says: ‘I love you because I need you.’ Mature love says ‘I need you because I love you.’
Erich Fromm

In love the paradox occurs that two beings become one and yet remain two.
Erich Fromm

It is difficult to know at what moment love begins; it is less difficult to know that it has begun.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so.
David Grayson

Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes… just be an illusion.
Javan

Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.
Leo Buscaglia

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
H. L. Mencken

Love conquers all.
Virgil

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Jun 29

Facebook SEO – easy for now

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Facebook’s search engine, compared to Google, is not very advanced. Think of it as how Google was a few years ago. It will surely improve as it grows more popular, as there’s no doubt more and more people use the search feature there to find pages they’re interested in. Optimizing for Facebook search results appears to be a lot easier than it is with other major search engines.

For now facebook lists its results for fan pages on the number of “Likes”. The fact that it is easy to buy “Likes” for a small price it wouldn’t be difficult to out rank the pages which are actually legit. So basically, whoever has more fans will no doubt gain the most visitors. A lot of people who have large followings on fan pages regularly sell their status updates

The other advantage of optimizing Facebook pages is that they also rank quite highly in Google these days, as does Twitter and Youtube accounts. Example, after recently creating a Facebook page for another site I have it was on page one of Google after only a few days for the search term of the site.

It’s a good time to get involved with Facebook SEO because a lot of people are predicting that it’s search engine will one day be up there with Google, Yahoo and Bing.

More great tips here on how to optimize for Facebook.

Jun 26

Collection of financial quotes

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A friend recently asked the question where he could find some decent financial quotes. He wanted to post a new facebook status which was related to the current financial crisis, and his own money worries. So here it is, a short collection of financial quotes.

I believe that I was lucky to have suffered. Some people don’t realize that in suffering there is great potential, because if you are deprived for any reason.. politically, financially, socially or otherwise.. and if you set your mind in the right direction, you will find that the only way to survive is for you to excel, by being better so you can be treated better.
~ Talal Abu-Ghazaleh

Financial education needs to become a part of our national curriculum and scoring systems so that it’s not just the rich kids that learn about money.. it’s all of us.
~ David Bach

Before you can really start setting financial goals, you need to determine where you stand financially.
~ David Bach

The basic prescription for preventing deflation is straightforward, at least in principle: Use monetary and fiscal policy as needed to support aggregate spending, in a manner as nearly consistent as possible with full utilization of economic resources and low and stable inflation. In other words, the best way to get out of trouble is not to get into it in the first place.
~ Ben Bernanke

The sources of deflation are not a mystery. Deflation is in almost all cases a side effect of a collapse of aggregate demand.. a drop in spending so severe that producers must cut prices on an ongoing basis in order to find buyers.
~ Ben Bernanke

There’s no denying that a collapse in stock prices today would pose serious macroeconomic challenges for the United States. Consumer spending would slow, and the U.S. economy would become less of a magnet for foreign investors. Economic growth, which in any case has recently been at unsustainable levels, would decline somewhat. History proves, however, that a smart central bank can protect the economy and the financial sector from the nastier side effects of a stock market collapse.
~ Ben Bernanke

Mr. Greenspan did a very good job in the early 1990’s. But recently he’s fallen prey to this crazy theory that prosperity causes inflation. So they’re trying to slow the economy down by raising interest rates. It’s like a doctor saying you’re in great health, so we have to make you sick a little bit. It’s a bizarre theory. It’s going to hurt our economy.
~ Steve Forbes

I’m quite worried about the fiscal imbalances that we’ve got and what that might mean in terms of financial crisis ahead.
~ Bill Gates

It has been my experience that competency in mathematics, both in numerical manipulations and in understanding its conceptual foundations, enhances a person’s ability to handle the more ambiguous and qualitative relationships that dominate our day-to-day financial decision-making
~ Alan Greenspan

Any informed borrower is simply less vulnerable to fraud and abuse
~ Alan Greenspan

To succeed, you will soon learn, as I did, the importance of a solid foundation in the basics of education–literacy, both verbal and numerical, and communication skills.
~ Alan Greenspan

The reason I entered the election race was to promote reforms. For us who engage in business, we will be severely affected if financial and structural reforms don’t proceed.
~ Takafumi Horie

A big part of financial freedom is having your heart and mind free from worry about the what-ifs of life.
~ Suze Orman

Owning a home is a keystone of wealth.. both financial affluence and emotional security.
~ Suze Orman

After you marry, every asset either of you acquires is jointly held. That’s why you both need to be in sync on your long-term financial goals, from paying off the mortgage to putting away for retirement. Ideally, you should talk about all this before you wed. If you don’t, you can end up deeply frustrated and financially spent.
~ Suze Orman

In all realms of life it takes courage to stretch your limits, express your power, and fulfill your potential.. it’s no different in the financial realm.
~ Suze Orman

A weak currency is the sign of a weak economy, and a weak economy leads to a weak nation.
~ Ross Perot

Given the current state of our finances, we could sure use a quarter of a trillion dollars a year recycling through the U.S. economy rather than through the economies of Iran, Russia, and Venezuela.
~ T. Boone Pickens

Debt has become a part of who we are.
~ Dave Ramsey

The most important thing for a young man is to establish a credit.. a reputation, character.
~ John D. Rockefeller

Business is not financial science, it’s about trading.. buying and selling. It’s about creating a product or service so good that people will pay for it.
~ Anita Roddick

The pace at eBay was frantic and urgent. We knew that if we didn’t move fast, somebody would come into the market and quash us. Participant doesn’t make a lot of sense from a financial investment perspective, so it’s unlikely that other people will be approaching the business in the same way. So you see less urgency; you see a thoroughness and willingness to spend extra time to get things right. Which I think is really important.
~ Jeff Skoll

If the statistics are right, the Jews constitute but one percent of the human race. It suggests a nebulous dim puff of star dust lost in the blaze of the Milky Way. Properly the Jew ought hardly to be heard of, but he is heard of, has always been heard of. He is as prominent on the planet as any other people, and his commercial importance is extravagantly out of proportion to the smallness of his bulk. His contributions to the world’s list of great names in literature, science, art, music, finance, medicine, and abstruse learning are also away out of proportion to the weakness of his numbers.
~ Mark Twain

People ask me, how is managing in the New Economy different from managing in the Old Economy? Actually, it’s a lot the same. It’s about the financial discipline of the bottom line, understanding your customers, segmenting your customers by their needs, and building a world-class management team.
~ Meg Whitman

We also need to reduce corporate tax rates. This applies to small, medium and large businesses. At 35 percent, we have the second highest corporate rates in the world. It restricts the growth of small enterprises that need to plow capital back into their businesses and forces companies and jobs to move overseas.
~ Meg Whitman

Financial crisis, it is always the banks that get hit.
~ Gordon Wu

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Jun 02

Word Flipper

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Ever seen somebody’s facebook status that’s upside down. Weird huh? Wondered how it’s done. It’s easy to turn your words upside down, just head over to Wordflipper and type in your words, then cut & paste.

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May 09

Funny Fake Bill Gates Facebook Profile

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Here’s a funny mock up of Bill Gates Facebook profile…

via Facebook craze

Apr 28

Funny Facebook Moments

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One of my favourite sites at the moments is LOL FB moments, a collection of amusing facebook moments, usually delivered in status updates. There’s a good mix of crude, embarrassing and down right absurd tales.

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