The doctor pulls forward his pants and stands back in surprise, as there is a squirrel in a chauffeur’s uniform and little hat.

The doctor, in disbelief, looks again; and, sure enough, there is the squirrel dressed as a chauffeur.

“Did you know you have got a squirrel dressed as a chauffeur down your pants?” asks the doctor.

“Yes,” says the man, “he’s driving me nuts.”