Highena

I thought I’d humour stateez and click on their link, and was taken through to doublingstocks.com. I wasn’t at all surprised to see a sales letter with all the bold headlines promising great sums of wealth. Yawn yawn. So I clicked the red X to get out of there. But it wouldn’t let me. Then up popped Josh.

So the conversation went as follows:

Josh Says: Hello…

Me: hi josh

Josh Says: Hi, thanks for chatting with me today. Please note that I am actually not a real human, but a virtual smart agent that has been trained to intelligently answer your questions. If you would like to get started now, take advantage of this great offer, CLICK HERE

Me: no

Josh Says: Are you sure? Please remember this is 100% risk free with a full money-back guarantee. You have nothing to lose and a lot to gain. Just CLICK HERE to get started.

Me: really?

Josh Says: Absolutely, you can get started now by going to the following link CLICK HERE

Me: can’t we chat a little first?

Josh Says: Sorry but I cannot find an answer to your question. Please rephrase your question.

Me: i just want to talk.

Josh Says: Sorry but I cannot find an answer to your question. Please rephrase your question.

Me: not a very smart robot huh?

Josh Says: My name is Josh and I am not a real human. I am a virtual smart agent that has been trained to answer your important questions. Give it a try … what’s your question?

Me: what’s the capital of peru?

Josh Says: Sorry but I cannot find an answer to your question. Please rephrase your question.

Me: wrong it’s Lima

Josh Says: Sorry but I cannot find an answer to your question. Please rephrase your question.

Me: are you broken?

Josh Says: Sorry but I cannot find an answer to your question. Please rephrase your question.

Virtual smart agents, you gotta love em.