Apr 16
The airport announcements prank
I came across this one a few years ago, but it’s still very funny.
Two guys entered Heathrow Airport disguised as taxi drivers and placed a tape recorder under a loudspeaker. They then took it in turns going to the announcements desk saying they were there to pick somebody up and all they had was a slip of paper with the name on.
Below are the names on the notes, followed by what it sounded like over the tanoy system.
Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed
I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired
Arhev Bin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie
I have been fired, and bye-bye everybody
Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest
I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed
Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet
Aa-ooh, that feels better, and now I need a shit
Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted
My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard
Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee
Still, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea
When the announcers cottoned on that they’d been pranked, they threatened to have the perpetrators arrested. Jeez, some people just haven’t got a sense of humour.
To hear the actual recordings of the prank go here
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