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UNITED NATION’S COMPENSATION DEPARTMENT,IN AFFILIATION WITH WORLD BANK.DIRECTORATE OF INTERNATIONAL PAYMENT AND TRANSFER,UNITED NATION LIASON OFFICE,UNITED NATION HEADQAURTERS NEW YORK.

ATTENTION THE BENEFICIARY:
COMPENSATION OF US$1,500,000.00

Attention: My good friend,

How are you today? Hope all is well with you and family?You may not understand why this mail came to you. We have been in series of meeting for the passed 5 months which ended 2 weeks ago with the then Secretary-General of UNITED NATIONS and other concerned authorities including the WORLD BANK REPRESENTATIVES.
The UNITED NATION has resolved to make a monetry compesation of the sum of US$1,500,000.00 each to families that lost their beloved ones in the 9th september 2001 terrorist attack on the world trade centre Twin Towers in America and the WORLD at large.
This resolution came about in line with UNITED NATION CHARTER ON HUMAN RIGHT/BE YOUR BROTHER’S KEEPER ACT VOL.116.

To this effect, you are adviced to forward your information viz:

Full names:

Address:

Age:

Sex:

Telephone, mobile,cell

to our attachewith the WORLD BANK Mr. Franklin Williams VIA THIS EMAIL : frankwillamsatworldbank1@gmail.com

to enable him communicate you with your payment advice.

This is a UNITED NATION/WORLD BANK assisted programe and we have our payment locations all round the globe for an easy payment within your nearest convenient location.

We deeply pray that God will give you the fortitude to bear this irreparable loss.

Thanks and God bless you and your family.C/O Mrs. Catherine Cooke.Making the world a better place.

DR. BAN KI-MOON.
SECRETARY-GENERAL,
UNITED NATION

Dear Friend,

I am sorry for the cheque I sent to you for your payment, which you’re unable to Cash due to some unforeseen circumstances. I was able to cash the money here and paid all the necessary bills involved in the transactions, and your INTEREST of $1,000 000.00 is in cash, and i boxed the money and deposited it with DHL DIPLOMATIC COURIER COMPANY to deliver it to you as a cash payment, this is the only best system and fastest means to pay you, at this time. You are to contact the DHL DIPLOMATIC COURIER COMPANY with your delivery details including your telephone number, so that they will deliver the package (boxed money) to your personal address, within 48 hours. The DHL Representative or Officer in charges of the boxes is details is below:-

DHL DELIVERY CONTACT.
Address: 8, Adepite close Victoria Island Lagos, Nigeria
Officer Name: Mr. Edwin Thompson
EMAIL: mredwinthompson1@gmail.com
Phone #:- 009-234-80-79-005-138

Please I want to let you know that only the supervisor knows the content and nobody else knows about this. You are to contact only Mr. Edwin Thompson the
supervisor, so please waist no time in contacting them. I have paid for the delivery fee so the only money you have to send to them now is the security
keeping fee of your consignment and it is $250 United States Dollars.

I would have paid that but they said no because they don’t know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage. Please I will advice you to be friendly
with Mr. Edwin Thompson the supervisor because he alone has the idea of the content of your consignment. But i want to let you know that I did not give him
the key of the boxes so please take note that as soon as they deliver the consignment use this (CODE NUMBERS TO OPEN THE TWO BOXES TO KNOW IF THE
COMPLETE ONE MILLION USD IS IN IT).

THE FIRST BOX CODE (0036589)THE SECOND BOX CODE (0014759) AND I WANT YOU TO KEEP THIS CODE NUMBERS CONFIDENTIAL IN YOUR HOME TO AVOID ANOTHER PERSON GETTING IN TOUCH WITH YOUR MONEY MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.NOTE THAT THE ONLY MONEY YOU WILL PAY DHL IS $250 DOLLARS AND NO MORE.

Thanks for your patience

Sincerely
Mrs. Janice Wallace

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 46 year-old. In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I’d ever had a Sportsman’s Double.

‘What’s that?’ I asked.

‘It’s a mother and daughter threesome,’ she said.

I said, ‘No,’ - excitedly.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was ‘my lucky night’.

I went back to her place.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: ‘Mum, you still awake?’

Very urgent
102 Harley St
Central London W1G 9PG,
United Kingdom.
Hello,
I am Mr Allen Human an Auditor of a London bank.During the course of our auditing,I discovered a floating fund of(£7.5M.)seven Million Five Hundred Thousand British Pounds in an account opened in the bank in 2001 and since 2005 nobody has operated on this account.
After a lot of investigation I discovered that the owner of the account late Mr Green Bbilton died without a beneficiary. The money is floating and if I do not remit this money out it will be forfeited for nothing.
The owner of the account is a foreigner.you since he died, the account has no other beneficiary. My investigation proved to me that nobody knows about this account or anything concerning it.So I want to grab this opportunity, as it is no harm to nobody to transfer the money out.
I need your assistance as a foreigner because the money cannot be approved to anybody here. The management must approve this payment to you if you have the correct information of this account, which I will give to you,upon your positive response and once I am convinced that you are capable and will meet up with instruction of key bank official who is deeply involved with me in this project.
With our influence,we can transfer the money to any foreigner’s reliable account,which you can provide with assurance that this money will be intact pending our physical arrival at your end for sharing.At the conclusion of this business, you will be give 45% of the total amount, 50% will be for the bank official and I, while 5% will be for expenses both parties might have incurred during the course of this transaction.
Regards.
Mr Allen Human R

A number of Facebook applications were yesterday hacked into and a number of users ID’s were copied. The perpetrators then set up a website, www.ugliestpersononfacebook.com, and posted the profile of the person they deemed to be the ugliest person.
This website, although only a day old, has received over two million hits already.

Click here to see the unlucky person.

A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school.

After the first day of school, their son comes racing into the house, goes straight into his room and slams the door shut. Mom and dad are a little worried about this and go to his room to see if he is okay. They find him sitting at his desk doing his homework.

The boy keeps doing that for the rest of the year. At the end of the year the son brings home his report card and gives it to his mom and dad. Looking at it they see under math an A+.

Mom and dad are very happy and ask the son, “What changed your mind about learning math?”

The son looked at mom and dad and said, “Well, on the first day when I walked into the classroom, I saw a guy nailed to a big plus sign at the back of the room behind the teacher’s desk and I knew they meant business.”