Apr 08
New cabbie
A passenger in a cab tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him how long to the destination. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the sidewalk, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Look mister, please don’t ever do that again. You scared the living daylights out of me!”
The passenger apologized. “I didn’t realize that a little tap could scare anyone so much.”
The driver replied, “You’re right. I’m sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I’ve been driving a hearse for the last 25 years”.
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