Aug 07

Mother and daughter

Tag: Jokes3:32 pm

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 46 year-old. In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I’d ever had a Sportsman’s Double.

‘What’s that?’ I asked.

‘It’s a mother and daughter threesome,’ she said.

I said, ‘No,’ - excitedly.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was ‘my lucky night’.

I went back to her place.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: ‘Mum, you still awake?’

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