Apr 03
Oragami Boulder Company
Now, I was sure this site was a hoax when I came across it, but it seems that you can actually buy an “oragami boulder” from the artist through Paypal. What is an oragami boulder? Well it’s a screwed up ball of paper, dumb dumb.
The FAQs are hilarious:
Q: Origami boulder? Aren’t you talking about a wadded up piece of paper?
A: Yes dumb dumb! I already explain this at beginning. Why you too lazy to read first before you ask obvious question like this? People on Internet not very smart.
Q: Is this some kind of a joke?
A: You want joke? Look in mirror, you ugly person! This site real. You order wadded paper origami boulder and see for yourself.
This very nice artwork that come with card and make good gift for your friend. Your friend never forget you when you send fine art gift like this! I am famous Internet artist, so original wadded paper origami art become VERY VALUABLE some day. Especially haiku version, because it is double artwork.
Q: Why do you use PayPal?
A: I go to bank to accept credit card and banker says, “You can’t sell wadded paper. That’s not a real product or service.”
I lose patience and scream at banker and tell him, “You banker, not art critic dumb dumb!!! You don’t know nothing about art. Wadded paper art much better than Andy Warhol painting of soup can or that guy who put crucifix in big jar of urine! At least my art not offensive or stupid picture of food product!”
Now I can never accept credit card directly because I get escorted from bank by big man with gun. I use ATM and drivethrough now so banker doesn’t see me and call police.
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