What spammers do is also send emails that mimic these emails or they send you a email about some kind of update where you can click on a link to login and update your information. You NEVER need to do this. If you click on a link to get to facebook that is in the email you will not be taken to your facebook account but to another site that looks like facebook but is designed to only steal your information. Any info you enter on this site you will be stolen from you.

What you can do is always go to facebook directly via your browser. Just open up another tab and type in the facebook url to access your account, that way you can’t fall into the trap of entering a fake site.

One of the most popular scams that advertisers run is called the IQ Quiz scam and variants thereof. BTW they run this because its so profitable for them as the number of people that are tricked is so high. Basically, the user will click on an ad that entices them with a tagline like “See if you are smarter than your friends?” or “Find out how smart you really are!”. Anything that gets you to click on this ad that prepares you to answer some questions.

Once the user clicks on the ad, he or she will answer a series of questions, usually they are pretty basic, and at the end of the questions you have to enter your phone number to see the results. This is the scam part, once you enter your phone number you are agreeing to purchase some kind of reoccuring service where you will be billed weekly or monthly, usually around $10 to $20 dollars. If you read the fine print on the page where you are supposed to enter the phone number you will probably find some terms and conditions that describe exactly this, but most people don’t bother to read the fine print, you know that and the companies know this too!

Usually the companies will refund you if you complain and its your first time canceling this kind of service, but they won’t be so nice afterwards because these kind of services are very profitable for them too! Just to be clear here the phone companies themselves don’t run these advertisements or run the companies that offer the services, but they do basically let it slide since its not illegal, just pretty misleading.

Daily Show and Colbert Nation. Both are made available for free in their entirity by comedy central. Just go to thedailyshow.com or colbertnation.com, both hilarious and you don’t need to be a liberal to find it funny.

Also on comedy central you can find all the south park episodes and episodes of their comedy stand up show.

There is a ton of material there for you to enjoy.

And in case you’ve been living under a bridge, hulu.com has a ton of movies on there as well. They load fast and its totally legal.

And so I will be slowly sharing some of these tips with all of you over time on this site.

—Youtube Funny Comedians—

Pretty simple, but I bet most of you don’t know that there is a ton of material from all of the worlds funniest people online that can entertain one for hours time and time again.

Who do I recommend that has a large library of stuff?

1. Chris Rock – pretty much all of his shows, his specials where he solos for almost an hour are on youtube.

2. Sarah Silverman – Her material is all over the place

3. Comedy Central roasts – Check out David Hasselhoffs roast, flavor flav, pam anderson, william shatner…  This is some of the raunchiest and         funniest material out there.  So funny that it can and has been watched over and over and over again.

4. Dave Chappelle – His specials are awesome, a super smart guy with some incredible material.

5. Russell Peters – Here is one you may not have heard of.  He is an canadian of indian descent.  Does a ton of racial humour, but is not racist, in fact his crowds are packed with ethnicities that come to hear his insights and be poked fun of by this very funny comedian.

That should keep you guys busy for a while, enjoy.

Here’s a fake photo of her playing dead, or at least looking dead. Actually it might not even be her, but you get the idea.

My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, “There was water in the carburetor.”
I asked her , “Where’s the car?” She replied, “In the lake.”

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months – I don’t like to interrupt her.

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”
The father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.

Then there was a man who said, “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.

A man placed an ad in the classifieds: “Wife wanted.”
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same : “You can have mine.”

A woman was telling her friend, “I made my husband a millionaire.”
“And what was he before you married him?” asked the friend.
“A billionaire.” she replied,

The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.

A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said,” Dad! I’ve found a woman just like mother”
His father replied, “So what do you want? sympathy?”

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Whether it be a competitor squeezing you out of the market or just a site which frustrates you with their views and topics, we’ve all had that urge to want to destroy a site with a few easy clicks.

By adding a simple piece of javascript code to your browser and accessing any site you can literally search and destroy the parts of the website you want to eliminate.

Just follow these four simple steps to begin destroying websites:

Step 1: Copy the javascript code below

javascript:var%20s%20=%20document.createElement('script');s.type='text/javascript';document.body.appendChild(s);s.src='http://yourjavascript.com/12512268610/asteroids.min.js';void(0);

Step 3: Open Google Chrome.

Step 4: Open your competitor’s website, paste the code into browser and hit enter

Step 5: Move website destroyer using your arrow keys and space bar to fire!

There is so much stone mass in the pyramid that the interior temperature is constant and equals the average temperature of the earth, 20 Degrees Celsius (68 Degrees Fahrenheit).

The cornerstone foundations of the pyramid have ball and socket construction capable of dealing with heat expansion and earthquakes.

The mortar used is of an unknown origin. It has been analyzed and its chemical composition is known but it can’t be reproduced. It is stronger than the stone and still holding up today.

The Great Pyramid is the most accurately aligned structure in existence and faces true north with only 3/60th of a degree of error. The position of the North Pole moves over time and the pyramid was exactly aligned at one time.

The Great Pyramid is located at the centre of the land mass of the earth. The east/west parallel that crosses the most land and the north/south meridian that crosses the most land intersect in two places on the earth, one in the ocean and the other at the Great Pyramid.

The granite coffer in the “King’s Chamber” is too big to fit through the passages and so it must have been put in place during construction.

Microscopic analysis of the coffer reveals that it was made with a fixed point drill that used hard jewel bits and a drilling force of 2 tons.

The coffer was sawn out of a block of solid granite. This would have required bronze saws 8-9 ft. long set with teeth of sapphires. Hollowing out of the interior would require tubular drills of the same material applied with a tremendous vertical force.

If the height of the pyramid is taken as the radius of a circle, then the circumference of this circle is the same as the perimeter of the base. This provided the complimentary squaring of a circle and circling of a square. The key to this relationship is knowledge of the value of Pi and designing the angle of the pyramid to be exactly 51 degrees, 51 minutes, and 14.3 seconds.

The length of a base side is 9,131 Pyramid Inches measured at the mean socket level, or 365.24 Pyramid Cubits, which is the number of days in a year [9,131/25 = 365.24, accurate to 5 digits]. The perimeter of the base divided by 100 = 365.24, the number of days in a year. [9 131 Pyramid Inches * 4 / 100, accurate to 5 digits]

The average height of land above sea level for the earth is 5,449 inches. This is also the height of the pyramid.

The Pyramids mirror the Orion Constellation: The pyramid positions on the ground are a reflection of the positions of the stars in the constellation Orion circa 10400BCE.

Precession of the Equinoxes: The sum of the pyramid’s two base diagonals in Pyramid Inches = length of the Precession of the Equinoxes (25,827 years).

The size of the earth as viewed from the Sun and expressed as an angle and generally taken to be 1/2 the diameter at the equator (Solar Equatorial Parallax) is 8.9008091 seconds of arc using 91848,817 miles as the mean distance to the sun and 3,963.4914 miles as the equatorial radius. The distance between the mean socket level and the height of the leveled bedrock is 8.9008 Pyramid Inches.

The height of the Great Pyramid, minus the height of the capstone represents one millionth the time it takes light to travel the mean radius of the earth’s orbit around the sun (1 astronomical unit) using 1 Pyramid Inch equals 24 hours (mean solar day). [(5,813.2355653 – 103.0369176) /

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