Highena

1. A site called Who Represents where you can find the name of the agent
that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange
advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergentitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationary.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com

I’m sure there’s a lot more. Please email any suggestions in.

This photo wasn’t taken on the West Bank, but outside a hotel in Thailand.

Paddy had been drinking at his local pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick’s Day.

When he orders another drink, Mick, the bartender, says, “You’ll not be drinking anymore tonight Paddy.”
“OK Mick,” Paddy replies,”I’ll be on my way then.”

He spins around on his stool, steps off, and falls flat on his face. “Ah bejesus!” he curses and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off.
He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face.
He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he’ll be fine.
He belly crawls to the door and pulls himself up the door frame. He then sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the sidewalk and falls flat on his face. “Bi’Jesus… I’m drunk so I am,” he says.

He can see his house just a few doors down, and manages to crawl to the front door He hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door and falls inside.

He takes a look up the stairs and says “Ah, no way”. He clings to the bannister and crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door.

“I can make it to the bed,” he says

He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face.
He pulls himself up by the blanket and falls into bed.

The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of tea and says, “Get up Paddy, ” she says. “I think you had too much to drink last night.”

Paddy says, “I did Jess. I was rather drunk so I was. But how’d you know?”

“Mick phoned… He said you left your wheelchair at the pub.”