Highena

Auren Abogados
Calle Barlovento 113, Plaza De Francia, 08016 Barcelona, Spain
Email: auraa@aol.es

Dear Sir/Madam,
I am Jocobo Hernan Alvaro an Attorney at Law, working with the above named law firm
in Barcelona, Spain.
I would respectfully Request that you keep the contents of this mail confidential.
My proposal: I now seek your permission to present you as a next of kin to the
deceased, as all documentations
will be carefully worked to make you the beneficiary to the funds (US$17,300,000.00).
Therefore, do not hesitate to revert back to me via email;auraa@aol.es , with the
following details
if my proposal interests you: A copy of this letter, reconfirmation of your
address,your telephone and fax numbers.

Best Regards,
Jocobo Hernan Alvaro.

The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the psychiatric unit, I asked the director how do you
determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

“Well,” said the director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”

“Oh, I understand,” I said. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup

“No.” said the director, “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?”

Approximately 80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chief’s Stadium at a “Blondes Are Not Stupid” Convention.

The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?”

A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.

The leader asks her, “What is 15 plus 15?”

After 15 or 20 seconds she says, “Eighteen!”

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then all of the 80,000 blondes start cheering, “Give her another chance! Give her another chance!”

The leader says, “Well since we’ve gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance .” So he asks, “What is 5 plus 5?”.

After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, “Ninety?”

The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh

– everyone is disheartened, the blonde starts crying and the 80,000 blondes begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, “GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!”

The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than good, eventually says, “Ok! Ok! Just one more chance — What is 2 plus 2?”.

The blonde closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, “Four?”

Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 blondes jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream…

“GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!”

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.

After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.

Swoooosh! Plop!! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into whoops of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant ‘Take another drink!’

The bartender continues to shake his head in dismay. Swoooosh! Plip! Plop!! Two arms pop out.

The bar goes wild… The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant, ‘Take another drink! Take another drink!!’ The bartender ignores the whole affair and goes back to polishing glasses, shaking his head, clearly unimpressed by the amazing scenes.

By now the boy is getting tipsy, but with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Plop! Plip!! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos.

The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left then staggers to the right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly The bar falls silent.

The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says, ‘He should’ve quit while he was a head’.

Here’s a funny mock up of Bill Gates Facebook profile…

via Facebook craze

Just added the sexybookmarks plugin to the site, replacing the old sociable bookmarks plugins, which didn’t always display properly, sometimes shifting to the side of a post rather than sitting beneath. Sexy bookmarks is a lot neater, and comes with a cool pop-up effect as well a some nice options for adding “sharing” text.

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