2009 December | Highena

Dec 30

Panties And Gloves

Tag: Jokes — 1:34 am

A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s Birthday and as they had not been dating very long, after careful Consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right Note.

Romantic but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart’s Younger sister, he went to Sears and bought a pair of white gloves. The younger sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During The wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the Gloves, and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the Contents, he sealed the package and mailed it to his sweetheart Along with this note…

Darling,

I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of Wearing any when we go out in the evening.

If it had not been for Your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she Wears short ones which are easy to remove.

These are a delicate Shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she was Wearing for the past weeks, and they were hardly soiled. I had her Try yours on and she looked smart. I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact With them before I have a chance to see you again.

When you take Them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they Will be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will Kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them Friday Night.

All My Love,

James

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Dec 29

Eye Doctor

Tag: Pictures — 1:18 am

You see better when you are scared …

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Dec 28

Banned Commercials

Tag: Funny, Videos — 1:11 am

The fourth one is the funniest

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Dec 27

Oh! Yellow Snow … Yellow Snow …

Tag: Jokes — 1:38 am

Yellow Snow Oh, the weather outside was whitening
‘Til the dog did something frightening
He’s got no other place to go
Yellow snow, yellow snow, yellow snow

And he doesn’t show signs of stopping
As he sniffs around his dropping
You see him everywhere you go
In the snow, yellow snow, yellow snow

When he finally goes outside
He’ll be frolicking ’round in the storm
He’ll be marking our yard with pride
You can tell by the steam that it’s warm

When the snow begins it’s thawing
It reveals those puppy drawings
He’s a frisky little pooch van Gogh
Yellow snow, yellow snow, yellow snow

Come here, Yeller. Come on boy. Good doggie.

Oh, not on Frosty.

He’ll be marking our yard with pride
You can tell by the steam that it’s warm

Well, he’s happy and his tail starts waggin’
But the snowman’s left side is saggin’
There’s a little puddle right below
Yellow snow, yellow snow, yellow snow
Yellow snow, yellow snow
Yellow snow
Little patches of yellow snow
Yellow snow
Little patches of where Fido goes

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Dec 26

Little Boy’s letter to God

Tag: Jokes, Random — 1:20 am

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA, they decided to send it to the President.

The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.

The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:

Dear God:
Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, DC, and those @$$holes deducted $95.00 in taxes.