Dec 31
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The best film I’ve seen this year is Slumdog Millionaire. I only saw this last night and it’s a cracking movie. It’s the story of Jamel Malik (played by Dev Patel), a boy growing up in the slums of Mumbai who goes on to appear on Who Want To Be a Millionaire.
The Royle Family Christmas special is about to start in a few minutes, and I can’t wait. This was one of my favourite sitcoms a few years ago, and it’s great to see Jim, Barb and co returning to our screens.