Highena

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The best film I’ve seen this year is Slumdog Millionaire. I only saw this last night and it’s a cracking movie. It’s the story of Jamel Malik (played by Dev Patel), a boy growing up in the slums of Mumbai who goes on to appear on Who Want To Be a Millionaire.

The real focus of the story though is his love affair with Latika (played by Freida Pinto), and his relationship with his brother. The story is told through a series of flashbacks, basically showing how he knows the answer to each question through the hardships he has faced in his life.

It’s one of those films that has everything, and one you could definitely go back to and watch again.
The film is directed by Danny Boyle, so it’s no wonder it’s so good.

The Royle Family Christmas special is about to start in a few minutes, and I can’t wait. This was one of my favourite sitcoms a few years ago, and it’s great to see Jim, Barb and co returning to our screens.

You may remember Jessica Kone, the 18 year old girl from Ivory Coast whose parents had been poisoned and she needed help transferring the money out of the country. I just received a new email from Jessica. She is now in Venezuela with her new partner, and would like to give me $250,000 for my past efforts (which was what? Replying to two of her emails).

Dear,
How are you today this is Miss Jessica kranya Kone.the girl that contacted you to help her receive her father’s money in a bank here in Bamako Mali, the sum of ($7.2 MILLION US DOLLARS) As I am writing you this mail now I am in Caracas Venezuela, with my partner from Venezuela South America after we succeeded in transferring the fund with the help of my partner whom God sent to help me i promise God that i will not forget your past efforts so I droped a cheque of $250,000.00 US Dollars for you as a compensation to help yourself and also to take care of the less-previlaged Now contact a Rev Father in Mali his name is Rev. Father. John Ndugu on his e-mail address below His email address is:( father_johnnd20001@yahoo.de )I will contact you in due time because I am now on holiday with my partner. Regards,

Miss Jessica kranya Kone

Some pranks just aren’t funny…