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Victoria Beckham was being driven around the countryside in her limo.

Suddenly a cow walked into the road and, unable to stop in time, the limo hit the cow.

Slightly shaken up, the driver went to see if the cow was alright.

‘Is it all right?’ asked Victoria Beckham.

The driver prodded the cow with his foot and shook his head. ‘No ma’am, it’s dead.’

‘Well you were driving, so you can go tell the farmer what happened!’

So the driver went off to the nearby farm. A couple of hours later he came back holding a bottle of wine, his clothes scruffy and messed up.

‘Oh my god, what happened to you?’ Victoria exclaimed.

‘Well ma’am,’ explained the driver, ‘the farmer gave me this bottle of wine, the farmer’s wife gave me a kiss and their daughter made love to me.’

‘Just what the hell did you say to them?’

‘I’m Victoria Beckham’s driver and I’ve just killed the cow.’

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