Mar 03 2008

Mr. Louis Henrik Barclays bank email scam

Tag: Hoaxeshighena @ 6:49 pm

From The Desk Of MRS Marylyn Melberg.
FOREIGN PAYMENT MANAGER.
BARCLAYS BANK
UNITED KINGDOM
PHONE: +44 702 4053591
FAX: +44 700 596 3733
Webpage: www.barclays.co.uk

Did you authorize one Mr. Louis Henrik who presented document’s of
claim purported to have been signed by you for the release of your
part-payment beneficiary/winnings settlement of Five million five
hundred thousand US Dollars ($5.5) only, which have been made and
sealed for your transfer? Why this, because the Fund Certificate was
credited to you,hence this later development of Mr. Louis Henrik?

Ensure that you do not delay to get back soonest as this calls for
urgent and cogent attention to avoid misappropriation, misconception
and misconstrue in BARCLAYS BANK beneficiary’s financial transfer
record.If you did not give any Power of Attorney or Authorization to
the said Mr.Louis Henrik for claim of your fund, please reconfirm
immediately to avoid banking irregularities,as your fund is now ready
to be transferred(based on the urgent instructions from the Committee
of
Foreign Contractor Payments Board under the control of the PRIME
MINISTER’S
office).

In summary to your fund transfer contact the Barclays Bank
International Remittance Department for your fund release,while taking
note to complete the under listed:

Fill the information required below and send it to:
directbarclayservice.center01@live.com

ATTN…..SIR ALAN PEARCE
The Executive DIRECTOR BARCLAYS BANK, UK.
Foreign Remittance Dept.
Hotline: +44 704 570 4669
FAX: +44 700 596 3733

1) Your full …..
2) Residential …..
3) Direct Cell-Phone/Mobile …
4) Age and marital …..
5) Company Name and Position if any …

As soon as this information is received, your payment will be made to
you in a certified bank draft or wired to your nominated bank account.

You are advice to contact the Foreign Department immediately. Your
contract Ref. No. is BAR/LON/UK/BEN/008 This fund is in line with the
Federal Policy for release of all outstanding payment beneficiary due
for payment as directed by the NEW PRIME MINISTER.For further
explanation,your request and enquiry will be highly welcome and treat
with understanding.

Waiting for your Reply.

MRS MARYLYN MELBERG.
FOREIGN AFFAIR DEPARTMENT MANAGER
BARCLAYS BANK, LONDON,UK
DIRECT LINE: +44 703 189 6316.


Mar 03 2008

Highena gets a facelift

Tag: WWWhighena @ 1:41 pm

With the anniversary of Highena.com coming up this month I decided to give the dirty dog a bit of a spruce up. I’ve completely changed the site template, though it’s not overly noticeable. Still got the red and black colour scheme and three column navigation. I will be trying out a few new plugins this week also, and sticking with any that either enhance the site or look just look pretty.


Mar 03 2008

Duet with robot on drums

Tag: Videoshighena @ 12:12 pm

As the titile suggests…


Mar 03 2008

Talking duck

Tag: Jokeshighena @ 12:06 pm

mallard-duck.jpg

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of bitter and a ham sandwich.

The barman looks at him and says, ‘But you’re a duck’.

‘I see your eyes are working’, replies the duck.

‘And you talk!’ exclaims the barman.

‘I see your ears are working’, says the duck, ‘Now can I have my beer and my sandwich please?’

‘Certainly’, says the barman, ’sorry about that, it’s just we don’t get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing round this way?’

‘I’m working on the building site across the road’, explains the duck.

Then the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves.

This continues for 2 weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town.

The Ringmaster of the circus comes into the pub and the barman says to him, ‘You’re with the circus aren’t you? I know this duck that would be just brilliant in your circus, he talks, drinks beer and everything!’.

‘Sounds marvelous’, says the ringmaster, ‘get him to give me a call’.

So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says, ‘Hey Mr Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money!’

‘Yeah?’ says the duck, ‘Sounds great, where is it?’

‘At the circus’, says the barman.

‘The circus?’ the duck enquires.

‘That’s right’, replies the barman.

‘The circus?’ the duck asks again.

‘Yes’ says the barman

‘That place with the big tent?’ the duck enquires.

‘Yeah’ the barman replies.

‘With all the animals?’ the duck questioned.

‘Of Course’ the barman replies.

‘With the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle’, asks the duck.

‘That’s right!’ says the barman.

The duck looks confused.

‘What the fuck would they want with a plasterer?’


Mar 03 2008

Good advice folks

Tag: Hoaxes, Videoshighena @ 12:00 pm

The majority of visitors to Highena come from copy & paste email scam search queries, but if you’ve wound up here by some other means here’s a little video warning for you.


Mar 03 2008

Banned self hypnosis video

Tag: Videoshighena @ 11:51 am

I chickened out of this after about 15 seconds when I started slipping under my own spell. Please, somebody have a go and tell me what happens.