Sep 24 2007

Wife talks bull

Tag: Jokeshighena @ 10:27 pm

A man takes his wife to the county livestock show, and they head down the aisle that houses the bulls. The sign on the first stall states, THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR.

The wife turns to her husband and says, “He mated 50 times in a year. Isn’t that nice!” After passing a bull that had mated 65 times, she grinningly quips, “You could learn from this one!”

They reach the last bull, whose ownder is stroking the massive beast’s head. “How many times has your bull mated this year?” asks the wife.

“This here’s the pride of the County: 365 times, ma’am.”

The wife’s jaw drops, and she turns to her husband. “Wow! You could really learn from this one. You should ask him what his secret is!”

The fed-up man turns to the breeder and says, “Hey, was it all with the same cow?”


Sep 24 2007

And the winner is…

Tag: Funny, Pictureshighena @ 10:20 pm

The funniest picture on the internet:

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Well, at least according to Google anyway. Type: Funny pictures.


Sep 24 2007

In 2nd place

Tag: Funny, Pictureshighena @ 10:18 pm

Here’s the scond funniest picture in the world…

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Sep 24 2007

In 3rd place

Tag: Funny, Pictureshighena @ 10:16 pm

This is the third funniest picture in the world…

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Sep 23 2007

The wheel football factorywheeze

Tag: Videoshighena @ 12:35 pm

You’ll probably only get this mock-up if you’ve seen Danny Dyer’s Real football factory.


Sep 23 2007

Euromilliones Spanish Lottery scam

Tag: Hoaxeshighena @ 12:11 pm

EURO MILLONES ESPANA INTL
MADRID SPAIN,
1-15-17-25-45-2-8.
EFF 28/10/80/EES

CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE A WINNER!!!

The Euro millones International has setup an email random lotto
promotional programme to celebrate and acknowledge there 65 years of
existence and to encourage the use of internet world wide for academic
and business pursuits. To grace this successful existence of Euro
millones. They have decided to give out prize randomly, which was
conducted at the international corporate office complex in Spain (8th
June 2007).Also there was a promotional programme that was held here in
spain on the 28th of october 2006 where different particpants from all
over the world purchased a ticket to enter for it, but due to our
COMPUTER TICKET ERROR, nobody won the lucky prizes so the EUROMILLONES
ESPANA relazied so much funds from this jackpot. And the only way we
could use to compensate those who had partcipated is via email, which we
are actually using this medium as a new method to give away lucky prize
to just 12 lucky email addresses.
The late release was due to difficulties in sorting out email addresses.
NO TICKETS WERE SOLD OUT, and your lucky email addresse was randomly
selected, as a Star Cash prize of 1.298.404, 07 euro (One million two
hundred and ninety eight thousand, four hundred and four euro, seven
cent).

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

HOW DID YOU WIN??? HOW DID THEY GET MY EMAIL ADDRESS???
The selection process was carried out through a random selection in our
computerized email selection system from a database of over 1,000,000
email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world, which your
email was among the first 12 lucky winners. Please be informed that your
winning prize has been insured to your winning number 1-15-17-25-45-2-8
and Ref Number EFF 28/10/80/EES. To file for your claim contact the
appointed agent on the telephone number and email given below.

EURO MILLONES S.L.
MR.VINCENTE SANCHEZ
MADRID, SPAIN
TEL:+34-680-658-644
EMAIL: infoclient@mixmail.com
infoclienteuros@gmail.com

STEPS TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

1. Quote your Winning number, Ref number, Your Full Name, Address,
Country, Telephone, Mobile , Fax number and occupation via email to
enable the process of your winning.

2. Prize is not deductable until your winnings has been processed,
approved and transferred to you by your claim agent above.

3.You the beneficiary of the winning email would be responsible for the
VETT/APPROVAL DOCUMENT CHARGES (FEES) of your lucky WINNING EMAIL
ADDRESSE CHANGED to your FULL NAMES

We wish you the best of luck as you spend your good fortune.

Sincerely,
Rizo Jose.

Promotion Manger.
————————————————-
This e-mail transmission contains information that is confidential and
may be privileged. It is intended only for the addressee(s) named above.
————————————————–

NOTE: REPLY TO infoclient@mixmail.com AND infoclienteuros@gmail.comAND
ALSO CALL MR. VINCENTE SANCHEZ ON 0034-680-658-644, FOR MORE
INFORMATIONS ON HOW YOUR WINNING EMAIL ADDRESSE CAN OBTAIN THE VETTING
APPROVAL DOCUMENTS ON YOUR NAME.YOU ARE TO KEEP ALL INFORMATIONS FROM
PUBLIC AS WE WILL NOT ENTERTAIN CASES OF MULTIPLE CLAIMS. “BE WARNED”.

Copyright ��2006 The EUROMILIONES SPANISH LOTTERY S.L…
All rights reserved. Terms of Service - Guideline


Sep 23 2007

Mariam Bernard email scam

Tag: Hoaxeshighena @ 8:48 am

Hello,

I am writing from the hospital, therefore this mail is very urgent as you can see that I am going home.
I was told by the doctor that I was poisoned and has got my liver damaged and can only live for some months.
I inherited some money ($28.725 Million) from my late father and I cannot think of anybody trying to kill me apart from my step mother in order to inherit the money, she is an Ivorien by nationality.
I want you to contact my servant with this informations below:
Miss Sarah Welsh.
Address: Rue De La Princess L/G 152 Cocody
Abidjan, Cote D’Ivoire.
Email: miss.sarahwelsh@yahoo.fr

This is the favour I need when you have gotten the money :-
(1) Give 15% of the money to my servant, Sarah as she has been there for me since my illness and I have promised to support her in life. I want you to take her along with you to your country and esterblish her.
(2) Give 25% of the money to Charity Organisations and Churches on my name so that my soul may rest in peace.
HOSPITAL Note:
This should be a code between you and Sarah in this transactioin “Hospital” any mail from her, the barrister she will direct you to, without this code “Hospital” is not from the barrister, Sarah, the bank or myself as I don’t know what will happen to me in the next few hours.
(2) Request the lawyer’s international passport, and Let Sarah send you her National ID as she has no passport to be sure of whom you are dealing with. Sarah is so little therefore guide her.
I will send you my personal documents when I hear from you.
And if I don’t hear from you within two days, I will look for another person.
May God bless you and use you to accomplish my wish.
Pray for me always.
Mariam Bernard.
Thank you Holy Father.


Sep 19 2007

Bank of America phishing scam

Tag: Hoaxeshighena @ 8:55 am

I found this email quite convincing, except for one small fact - I’ve never had a Bank of America account. Careful folks…

We recently have determined that different computers have logged onto your Online Banking account, and multiple password failures were present before the logons. We now need you to re-confirm your account information to us.

If this is not completed by September 18, 2007, we will be forced to suspend your account indefinitely, as it may have been used for fraudulent purposes. We thank you for your cooperation in this manner.

To confirm your Online Banking records click on the following link:
https://online.bankofamerica.com/IdentityManagement/

Thank you for your patience in this matter
© 2007 Bank Of America, Inc. All Rights Reserved.


Sep 18 2007

Mary & Robert Ugo email scam

Tag: Hoaxeshighena @ 2:02 pm

From:Mary and Robert Ugo
Abidjan, Cote D’Ivoire.

Dearest One,
Permit us to inform you of our desire of asking you to be a guardian or foster parent to us and then help us out in what we are about to tell you.
I’m Mary Ugo(18) my Brother Robert Ugo (16). We are the children of Late Mr. & Mrs. Joseph Ugo (Orphans). Our father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant here in Abidjan, the economic capital of Cote D’Ivoire. He was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outings on a business trip. Our mother died when we where babies.
Before the death of our father on Sept. 2005 and before his death he secretly called us by his sick bed and told us that he has the sum of Two million two hundred and thousand United State Dollars USD ($2.200,000) deposited in a
suspense account in a banks here in Abidjan.We now want to transfer it out and use it for investment purpose in your country

Because of this we are honorably seeking your assistance in the following ways:
(1) To serve as a guardian to us and then assist us transfer the money into your bank account. (2) To make arrangement for us to come over to your country to further our education and then settle there parmanently. We shall offer you 20% of the total money for assisting us on the transfer of the money to your account.

Thanks and God bless you .
Best regards,
Mary & Robert Ugo


Sep 17 2007

National Lottery scam

Tag: Hoaxeshighena @ 10:02 am

The Camelot Group Plc,.
operators of The National Lottery.
3b Olympic Way, Sefton Business Park,
Aintree, Liverpool , L30 1RD

WINNING NOTIFICATION
The Camelot Group Plc,organizers of National Lottery online draw wishes
to inform you that the results of the E-mail address ballot lottery
international program held on Wednesday 5th of September 2007. Your
email account have been picked as a winner of a lump sum pay total of Eight
hundred and ninety-one thousand,nine hundred and thirty-four Great
Britain pounds (£891,934.00 pounds sterlings) . This is from a total cash
prize of GBP £4,459,670.00 shared among the FIVE (5) international
winners in this category i.e Match 6 plus bonus.

All participants for this online version were selected randomly from
World Wide Web through computer balloting system drawn from over 100,000
names database, union associations and corporate bodies that are listed
online.This promotion takes places. All winning must be claimed not
later than 14 working days from this notification. After this time all
unclaimed funds will be returned to European Union Treasury as unclaimed.
Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications
please remember to quote your reference number in all correspondence.

Be advice to keep your winning information confidential until your
claims has been processed and your money remitted to you. This is part of
our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of
this program. Your winning details are :- Ticket No:
22-1356-4096-988,Serial N0: A069-07,Lucky N0: 11-17-24-28-41-47(48 AS BONUS BALL),
REF:UKL/74-A0802742007.,BATCH N?.: 2007UKL-01
To Process and claim your prize, do contact our overseas winners claim
agent below for validation and funds release:

Mr Fred Martins.
Email:deutchsoagency011@hotmail.co.uk
Tel:+447011129839
Fax:+44870 478 2022

He will brief you on steps to be taken for due processing and
remittance of your prize money.Send him your details as outlined in the form
below:
VERIFICATION AND FUNDS RELEASE FORM
1.FULL
NAMES:________2.ADDRESS:__________CITY________STATE_________POSTCODE______COUNTRY______3.SEX:_______4.AGE:________5.OCCUPATION:__________6.TELEPHONE
NUMBER:__________
Congratulations from me and members of staff of THE NATIONAL LOTTERY.

Sincerely,

Mrs.Dianne Thompson.
Online Coordinator,
CAMELOT GROUP Plc,
Operator of The National Lottery.


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