Sep 28

Sexy tummy

11:08 pm Category: Random Stuff

Why would you..?

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Sep 27

The disadvantages of Advent

10:43 pm Category: Random Stuff

This Laptop that I’m using now is my mother’s and it is a little over 1 year old. She uses it maybe once a week, writes a few emails and that’s it.

You can find Advent PC’s in PC World for as little as £299.99. Well, you get what you pay for, I suppose. The frame around the screen is cracked in three places. One USB port is unusable, the other I can connect by resting a few coasters under the connection. It has decent anti-virus and holds no huge files, so there’s no reason for the long stalls. It sometimes crashes for no reason. The battery life is about as long as a goldfish’s memory. I could go on and on. I looked on Advent’s website Advent.co.uk and the nearest I got to any means of help was a button for Advent parts and batteries.

Anyway, I’m getting third degree burns on my thighs just writing this.


Sep 27

Bank of America scam II

8:04 am Category: General Scams

I just received a new Bank of America scam email, and it looks much better than the last one I got. Even had the Bank of America logo at the top. Just one slight flaw in it though – they cannot spell “thank”.

Your Bank Of America account was SUSPENDED !

Dear Customer, we recently reviewed your account, and suspect that your Bank of America account may have been accessed by an unauthorized third party. Protecting the security of your account is our primary concern. Therefore, as a preventative measure, we have temporarily limited access to sensitive account features.

Please login into your account to reset your passcode and resolve the problem .

Log in : https://www.bankofamerica.com

Tank you for your patience as we work together to protect your account.

Sincerely,
Bank of America Customer Service

Bank of America, N.A. Member FDIC.
2007 Bank of America Corporation. All rights reserved.


Sep 27

Dayzers Lottery scam

7:58 am Category: General Scams

FROM: DAYZERS NEDERLAND ORGANIZATION:

DAYZERS NEDERLAND:
PALEISSTRAAT
5, 2514 JA,
THE HAGUE, THE NETHERLANDS.
Official Website:
www.dayzers.
nl,

RESULT MONTH OF AUGUST SWEEPSTAKES PROGRAM:

OUR DEAR WINNER,

ON
BEHALF OF DAYZERS NEDERLAND ORGANIZATION IN COLLABORATION WITH OUR
GOODWILL PROMOTERS,BE NOTIFIED;YOU HAVE WON THE SUM OF (ONE MILLION
EURO) FROM DAYZERS LOTTERY AND GAMING CORPORATION CONDUCTED 25TH OF
AUGUST,2007. THE WINNING TICKET WAS SELECTED FROM A DATA BASE OF
INTERNET E-MAIL USERS, FROM WHICH YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS CAME OUT AS THE
WINNING COUPON.

These are your winning informations:

TICKET NUMBER:
DZNL 492 – 714 –
027 / 2006LUCKY NUMBER: 09, 22, 36, 61, 63, 79, 84
REFRENCE NUMBER: NUWL / DZNL / 48326MST
BATCH NUMBER: DTOW 1396 62U7A

WE THEREBY CONTACT YOU TO CLAIM YOUR WINNING AMOUNT QUICKLY AS THIS IS
A MONTHLY LOTTERY. FAILURE TO CLAIM YOUR WIN WILL RESULT INTO THE
REVERSION OF THE WINNING SUM TO OUR FOLLOWING MONTH LOTTERY. (CLAIMS
DEADLINE, 05TH OF OCTOBER, 2007). PLEASE CONTACT OUR APPROVED CLAIM
DEPARTMENT FOR
YOUR REGION WITH YOUR WINNING INFORMATIONS.

BE
INFORMED, DUE TO THE MIXUP OF CERTAIN NAMES,YOU ARE ADVISED TO KEEP
YOUR WINNING INFORMATION CONFIDENTIAL UNTIL YOUR CLAIM HAS BEEN
PROCESSED AND YOUR MONEY PAID TO YOU.

CONTACT DAYZERS CLAIMS
DEPARTMENT FOR YOUR IDENTITY VERIFICATION,WHILE QUOTING: (1). YOUR FULL

NAME(S) AND NATIONALITY ;(2).YOUR WINNING INFORMATION; (3).TELEPHONE
NUMBER .

NOTE: THESE INFORMATIONS SENT TO DAYZERS CLAIMS DEPARTMENT
WITH UNDERLISTED DETAILS:

DAYZERS ONLINE LOTTERY.
DR. JOHAN
GALLAGHER.
DAYZERS CLAIMS DEPARTMENT.
TEL: +31-620-889-086
E-MAIL:
payoffice100@aim.com,

REGARDS,

MRS. MAUREEN VAN HOUDT.
DIRECTOR OF
DAYZERS LOTTERY ONLINE.


Sep 24

Wife talks bull

10:27 pm Category: Random Stuff

A man takes his wife to the county livestock show, and they head down the aisle that houses the bulls. The sign on the first stall states, THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR.

The wife turns to her husband and says, “He mated 50 times in a year. Isn’t that nice!” After passing a bull that had mated 65 times, she grinningly quips, “You could learn from this one!”

They reach the last bull, whose ownder is stroking the massive beast’s head. “How many times has your bull mated this year?” asks the wife.

“This here’s the pride of the County: 365 times, ma’am.”

The wife’s jaw drops, and she turns to her husband. “Wow! You could really learn from this one. You should ask him what his secret is!”

The fed-up man turns to the breeder and says, “Hey, was it all with the same cow?”


Sep 24

And the winner is…

10:20 pm Category: Random Stuff

The funniest picture on the internet:

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Well, at least according to Google anyway. Type: Funny pictures.


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