Highena

A bloke see’s an ad in a pet shop:

“Talking Centipede For Sale - £5000″

He decides to buy it and takes it home in a small box and after about 30 minutes he opens the lid and asks it if it fancies going for a beer.

The centipede doesn’t answer!

Raising his voice the man repeats the question, “Hey, do you fancy going for a pint?”

Again there is no response from the box.

Getting angry thinking he’s been ripped off he shouts the question again at which point the centipede stick his head out the box and says,

“I heard you the first time, I was putting my fuckin’ shoes on!”