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Cover the childrens’ ears for this one.

A new email scam from Sudan:

From Remiah Muzazah.

I didn´t know that my parents was going to leave me, my mother died instantly but my
father died few days later (MAY HIS SOUL REST IN PERFECT PEACE) but before he gave
up the ghost,he quickly disclosed to me that he deposited sum of $9,000,000,00 US
Dollars (Nine Million u.s Dollars) in a Bank here in abidjan That the money was
meant for his Diamond and Gold company he wanted to establish in abidjan, he
instructed me to seek for a reliable and trust worthy business partner for my life
time investment abroad. Now I have succeeded in locating the Bank here in abidjan
also confirmed the deposit with most honest and confidentiality. Now I am soliciting
for your assistance to help me lift this money out from abidjan to your safe account
abroad so that we should invest it in any meaningful lucrative business in your
country because this is my only hope in life. I am willing to offer you 15% of the
total fund if only you can help me out of my present predicament. Awaiting anxiously
to hear from you so that we can discuss the modalities of this transaction. I await
your immediate response. Yours sincerely.Remiah Muzazah.

A woman goes to her priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”

“What do they say?” the priest inquired. “They say ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?’”

“That’s obscene!” the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a moment. “You know,” he said, “I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the bible. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and we’ll put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying …that phrase… in no time.”

“Thank you,” the woman responded, “this may very well be the solution.” The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest’s house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: “Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?”

There was a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, “Put the beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!”

This grandmother uses some quick thinking to save her baby grandson.