Highena

Anybody have any idea which airport this is?
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Another email SCAM SCAM SCAM:

GOODNEWS!!! CONTACT CLAIM OFFICE
REFERENCE NUMBER: LSLUK/4034/8161/04
BATCH NUMBER: 15/011/IPD
RESULT FOR CATEGORY A
Dear Winner,
We are happy to inform you that you have emerged a winner under the
First Category,Winners were picked by computerized system, drawn from
company and individual e-mail addresses worldwide.
The draws is officially announced today 23rd of April, 2007.You have
therefore been awarded alump
sum pay out of 500,000(Five hundred thousand Euros), which is the
winning payout for Category A winners.
NOTE: For easy reference and identification,find below your Reference
and Batch numbers. Remember to quote these
numbers in your correspondence with your claims Department.
REFERENCE NUMBER: LSLUK/4034/8161/04
BATCH NUMBER: 15/011/IPD
Please contact staatclaim department immediately for due processing and
remittance of your prize money to a designated account of your
choice:

Scientists have revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn’t drive, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

I was wondering what happened to Super Mario. After a bit of browsing on the net I came accross this. The moustachio Italian has still got a thing for magic mushrooms, but Princess Peach has turned into a miserable nagging cow.

Here’s one of my favourite Julian Beever pavement drawings. This 3D painting looks so real even Julian thinks he can take a dive in there.

To check out more of Julian’s work go here.

Everyone’s had a fit of the giggles once or twice in their life, but when you’ve got a TV show to present you’ve got get yourself under control in such a situation. You can’t just start laughing at the guests like this presenter did. The fact that he’s laughing at their unfortunate affliction makes it even more… funny.

Over the past few days I’ve been submitting a friend’s business to the directories on the web. There seems to be a bit of a race and a battle going on to get businesses to sign up for their priority packages. I signed up with Scoot only to get a phone call an hour later from Emma at ITV Local, who informed me that Scoot - as well as192.com, Ask Alix and a lot of other directories - had been bought out by ITV.

For £450.00 a year for the keywords related to the business we would be guaranteed top spot on the listings in our area of the country. To show me Emma prioritised our listing for 15 minutes to show us how it would look. 24 hours later and we’re still top. Bit of a glitch there. hehehe. In that 24 hours it seems we’ve had 42 hits from the listing, so if we decide on the £450 package it could be money well spent.

ITV Local has only been on line 6 weeks, but is already getting a hell of a lot of traffic, and because of the buy outs of the other directories I’m sure it will soon overtake Ufindus.

I found this company’s salesman to be quite annoying and, quite frankly, full of shit. Firstly, he phones me up half an hour after I’ve just submitted to a directory where you can view the latest submissions. So, this prick’s watching another directory, then targetting the businesses with his lame sales pitch.

First lie: he asks for me by name, then says he came across the company website and decided to contact me.

My name is no where to be found on the website.

Second lie: Ufindus gets 10 million hits a month.

He tells me this while I’m checking the stats on Alexa.

The funniest bit about his sales pitch was his opening line. “You’ve probably seen our advert on the break in Coronation Street.”

He seemed quite upset when I said I had a life.

Anyway, when he phoned up again this morning to badger me I just told him I was going with ITV Local. I heard a big snort down the line, then, “Where are they on the search engines?” he scoffed.

He actually hung up on me when I told him that ITV had bought out Scoot, 192, etc, and would soon blow Ufindus out the water. And they’re cheaper.

Just in my inbox:

FIRST CLASS ELEVEN
THE LAW
Solicitors & Advocate of the Supreme Court of
Nigeria, Notary Public).
Email:- rev.mike.amanze@hotmail.co.uk
Phone:+234-806-657-6880

On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr. Ernest Hamburg, I
once again try to notify you as my earlier letter to you through the Post Office was
returned undelivered. I hereby attempt to reach you via your e-mail address. I wish
to notify you that late Engr. Ernest Hamburg made you a beneficiary to his will.
He left the sum of Seven Hundred and Fifty Thousand Dollars (US$750, 000) to you in
the codicil and last testament to his will. Being a widely traveled man, he must
have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were nominated to him by
one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you good Engr. Ernest Hamburg until
his death was a former managing director and pioneer staff of a giant construction
company Germany and Nigeria.
He was a very dedicated Christian who loved to give out. His great
philanthropy earned him numerous awards during his life time.Late Engr. Ernest
Hamburg died on the 9Th day of January, At the age of 82 years, and his Will is
now ready for execution.
According to him this money is to support your Christian activities and to help the
poor and the needy in your country. Please If I reach you as I am hopeful,endeavor
to get back to me as soon as possible to enable the immediate execution of your
portion of the bequest to enable earlier disbursement by the Paying Bank. You
should forward along your telephone and fax numbers, including a proof to confirm
your identity as the beneficiary in question and your current mailing address. Proof
of Identity should be either International passport or drivers License.
I expect your earliest response.
Sincerely,
Rev.Mike Amanze,
LLB, BL, LLM Ph.D.(President).
CC : Arch-Bishop N. Nze ,Bar.Willson Tailor ,Bar (Mrs) Sola B. C.

And yet another SCAM!