Highena

I went to meet a friend at the pub last night and when I walked in I couldn’t help but notice two beautiful women checking me out.
“Nine,” one whispered to the other as I walked past them.
Pretty proud of myself, I bragged to my pal that a beautiful woman had just rated me a nine out of ten.
“I don’t want to ruin your evening, mate,” he said, “but when I came in, they were speaking German!”

Anybody have any idea which airport this is?
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Another email SCAM SCAM SCAM:

GOODNEWS!!! CONTACT CLAIM OFFICE
REFERENCE NUMBER: LSLUK/4034/8161/04
BATCH NUMBER: 15/011/IPD
RESULT FOR CATEGORY A
Dear Winner,
We are happy to inform you that you have emerged a winner under the
First Category,Winners were picked by computerized system, drawn from
company and individual e-mail addresses worldwide.
The draws is officially announced today 23rd of April, 2007.You have
therefore been awarded alump
sum pay out of 500,000(Five hundred thousand Euros), which is the
winning payout for Category A winners.
NOTE: For easy reference and identification,find below your Reference
and Batch numbers. Remember to quote these
numbers in your correspondence with your claims Department.
REFERENCE NUMBER: LSLUK/4034/8161/04
BATCH NUMBER: 15/011/IPD
Please contact staatclaim department immediately for due processing and
remittance of your prize money to a designated account of your
choice: