Highena

Scientists have revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn’t drive, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

I was wondering what happened to Super Mario. After a bit of browsing on the net I came accross this. The moustachio Italian has still got a thing for magic mushrooms, but Princess Peach has turned into a miserable nagging cow.