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It looks like Israel’s really in the shit now.

I’ve just been having a good browse over at Stargoss at their great collection of TV bloopers.

Here’s a little compilation with some of my favourites:

I’m just going to keep posting these scam emails. If it helps enlighten people to these scams it’s got to be a good thing.

LOTTO NL COMPANY
Gruderweg120 Amsterdam
Holland office
log into: www.lotto.nl
FROM: THE DESK OF THE MANAGING DIRECTOR
THE LOTT0 NL COMPANY: WINNING FINAL NOTIFICATION.CONGRATULATIONS!!!
We are please to announce you as one of the 10 lucky winners in the Lotto
NL draw held on the 24th Apr , 2007. All 10 winning addresses were randomly
selected from a batch of 50,000,000 international emails. Your email address
emerged alongside 9 others as a category 2 winner in this year’s Annual
Lotto nl Draw.Consequently, you have therefore been approved for a total pay
out of 1,000,000 Us Dollars (one million Dollars) only. In order to avoid
unnecessary delays and complications please remember to quote your reference
number and batch numbers:
1, ticket number 20711465897-6291
2, BATCH:427901527-Dg43
3, the file Ref number: 232/656/4509
4, lucky numbers8-16-18-23-31-45
5, lotto code number: FL09622Holland
there will be lots of cash for if we have the winning ticket!
http://www.lotto.nl
Please contact the Dr John peter as soon as possible to get your winning
ticket
————————————————————————
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Advocate Dr John Peters
Telephone number +31 -617-621-925
Fax: +31-847-535-585
Email: johnpeters11112@aim.com

For processing and remittance of your cash to a designated account of your
choice. Remember, all winnings must be claim not later than May 16th, 2007,
after this date, unclaimed funds will be returned to the International
Lotto, you should contact advocate Dr john peters about the claimant
procedures, send your fax and telephone to Advocate Dr John Peters, this
will enable his office to send the claims application form (A4) to you the
Beneficiary.
Congratulations once again, from all members of staff and thank you for
being part of our promotions
program.reply to — johnpeters11112@aim.com
Once again congratulations.
Sincerely,
Sophia Halendale
Promotions Manager
The Lotto Company
Holland & Europe.

I don’t know what the correct terminology is for making silly pictures out of commas, full stops, brackets and hyphens etc. It’s usually flowers or a soppy love heart. I find them quite annoying and pity the people who have too much time on their hands to create them.

Here’s my first and last:

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Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.
God comes and says, “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter.” With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines.

The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man. God got mad and said, “You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created, you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only,one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?”

“I don’t know,” the man replied, “my wife told me to stand here.”