Apr 26 2007
Ass map
It looks like Israel’s really in the shit now.
I’ve just been having a good browse over at Stargoss at their great collection of TV bloopers.
Here’s a little compilation with some of my favourites:
Apr 26 2007
Another Dutch lottery scam
I’m just going to keep posting these scam emails. If it helps enlighten people to these scams it’s got to be a good thing.
LOTTO NL COMPANY
Gruderweg120 Amsterdam
Holland office
log into: www.lotto.nl
FROM: THE DESK OF THE MANAGING DIRECTOR
THE LOTT0 NL COMPANY: WINNING FINAL NOTIFICATION.CONGRATULATIONS!!!
We are please to announce you as one of the 10 lucky winners in the Lotto
NL draw held on the 24th Apr , 2007. All 10 winning addresses were randomly
selected from a batch of 50,000,000 international emails. Your email address
emerged alongside 9 others as a category 2 winner in this year’s Annual
Lotto nl Draw.Consequently, you have therefore been approved for a total pay
out of 1,000,000 Us Dollars (one million Dollars) only. In order to avoid
unnecessary delays and complications please remember to quote your reference
number and batch numbers:
1, ticket number 20711465897-6291
2, BATCH:427901527-Dg43
3, the file Ref number: 232/656/4509
4, lucky numbers8-16-18-23-31-45
5, lotto code number: FL09622Holland
there will be lots of cash for if we have the winning ticket!
http://www.lotto.nl
Please contact the Dr John peter as soon as possible to get your winning
ticket
————————————————————————
—-
Advocate Dr John Peters
Telephone number +31 -617-621-925
Fax: +31-847-535-585
Email: johnpeters11112@aim.com
For processing and remittance of your cash to a designated account of your
choice. Remember, all winnings must be claim not later than May 16th, 2007,
after this date, unclaimed funds will be returned to the International
Lotto, you should contact advocate Dr john peters about the claimant
procedures, send your fax and telephone to Advocate Dr John Peters, this
will enable his office to send the claims application form (A4) to you the
Beneficiary.
Congratulations once again, from all members of staff and thank you for
being part of our promotions
program.reply to — johnpeters11112@aim.com
Once again congratulations.
Sincerely,
Sophia Halendale
Promotions Manager
The Lotto Company
Holland & Europe.
Apr 25 2007
Time on your hands
I don’t know what the correct terminology is for making silly pictures out of commas, full stops, brackets and hyphens etc. It’s usually flowers or a soppy love heart. I find them quite annoying and pity the people who have too much time on their hands to create them.
Here’s my first and last:
…………./´¯/) ……
…………/….// …….
………../….// ……..
…../´¯/…./´¯\… ..
.././…/…./…./. |_…
(.(….(….(…./.) ..)….
.\…………..\/.. / …
..\…………/…. ….
….\…………..( …………
……\…………. \ ………..
Apr 25 2007
Heaven help us
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.
God comes and says, “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter.” With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines.
The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man. God got mad and said, “You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created, you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only,one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?”
“I don’t know,” the man replied, “my wife told me to stand here.”
Apr 24 2007
Al Pacino prank call
Another great voice over prank. Al Pacino calls the tow truck company. The poor guy on the end sounds petrified.
Apr 24 2007
Highena - scam-busters!
Who you gonna call?
By posting the Dutch lottery scam emails I’ve received, Highena.com has risen to number two on page one of Google for the keyword, laagstehypotheekofferte Bank.
A bit of a mouthful, I know, and, of course, when these are your strong keywords you have to strongly rely on searchers having mastered the joys of cut & paste.
Now, the fact that laagstehypotheekofferte Bank don’t even have a website, should tell these searchers something about laagstehypotheekofferte Bank’s legitamacy.
So, if you’ve come here investigating laagstehypotheekofferte Bank, I’m sorry, but there is no 1 million euros.
THIS IS A SCAM!
Apr 23 2007
Mind the drunk
About time these signs were introduced to the highways. I’ll feel a lot safer going out on a friday night now.
Apr 23 2007
The Dutch sweepstake scam
From my inbox today, here’s a twist on the Dutch lottery scam.
Internet Email Bonanza.
Trisoft Intl Limited.
NoordPark Blvd,
6517 KK Helmund,
The-Netherlands
Ref No: TIL/88-5/0007
Date: 20th April, 2007.
Dear Sir/Madam,
Following the official publication of the results of our Online Internet
Sweepstakes, the Trisoft Company wishes to inform you that your electronic
email address as attached to a Serial Number: 223155-06 and selected by our
Electronics Games System, has won you our Internet Sweepstakes Program that
was conducted on the 19th day of April 2007 in the general prize category.
You have therefore been approved among the winners to apply for a payment
claim of 1,000,000:00euro (One Million Euro Only) each. Be informed here
that all email addresses that were used in this program were extracted from
the Internet through our associate’s partners without the knowledge of each
beneficiary hence you shouldn’t be worried about how we got your email
address.
You can only claim these funds by contacting the assign claims payment
company as approved by our management. Kindly contact this assign payment
Firm on email address: gilmacfin@aim.com with your Complete Names, Postal
(Resident) Address, Telephone and Fax Numbers, Occupation, Age, the amount
approved (Won) and the payment Reference Numbers. All funds not applied for
after the 7th day of May 2007 will be regarded as unclaimed funds. In other
not to complicate the claim processes, we advices that you keep a copy of
this message safe until your claim has been processed and collected either
through the Bank-to-Bank Transfer means or in a Certified Bank Draft.
This program was conducted as a new promotional means of introducing our
sweepstake services, to encourage the use of the internet and promote
computer literacy worldwide while at the same time as a means of providing
each beneficiary with capital funds for positive investment purposes.
Congratulation from our company as we expect you to make good use of the
funds.
Sincerely Yours,
Grace Lofblad (Dr).
Award Services Department.
Email: trisoft@excite.com
Copyright ? 1991-2006 Trisoft International.
***************
Note: In accordance with the Trisoft policy and regulations, this message
is dispatched directly to the recipient only. If you are not the rightful
owner of this email address or feel that you have received this message by
error, we advice you destroy this copy as you are not authorized to read,
print, retain or disseminate any part of it.
***************
Looks genuine, but don’t be fooled.
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