Highena

Poll daddy allows you to easily create polls for your website, and takes no more than 2-3 minutes, just enter your question and add as many multiple choice answers as you like. You then get a choice of skins, or you can customise your own with a bit of html tweaking.

You can either go static or flash.

The Poll Daddy site is really crisp looking and the whole process is effortless really. A really handy tool if you want to gauge from your visitors what’s most relevant about your content. Or you can start a poll about anything you like. Is Bush a liar? Who killed JFK? Anything.

I get infuriated when I go to a site and am met with a big banner of stupid yellow faces.

“Click here and get 10,000 free smileys!”

What the hell would I do with 10,000 of the annoying little buggers? And the next generation smileys can even talk and make facial expressions. Wow. How wonderful! Hopefully the third generation will discover gangsta rap and violent video games and turn on their parents.

It’s bad enough that our children are abbreviating the English language into extinction, do we want a society that’s left communicating through the medium of little round yellow people?

Please join me in this war against smileys, and boycotting any sites that promote their evil existence.

I put the “funny quote of the day” javascript in the sidebar the other day, and am enjoying reading them myself already. It saved a lot of effort in rooting them out individually, so I want to say a thank you to Brainy Quote for providing it.

Here’s my favourite quote that I came across today:

Over at Highena they have a funny quotes section, a translation tool, a very well designed site AND they are funny already. We hate them, & you should too!
- The Pisstakers

By keeping us in a continual state of fear, Western governments can justify their means for going to war on lesser nations. To help their grand scemes online they’ve just realeased this nifty little tool:

UK Terror Alert

It was a bit of a chore - filling in personal details over and over again - but here’s a list of the blog directories I’ve submitted Highena to:

Blog Directory

Blog Directory

Free Web Log Directory

I’m sure I’ve only scratched the surface here and there’s plenty more directories out there, so I may well add to this list at a later date.

It’s amazing what some people will rescue from the junkyard.

Nokia comes up with an honest new marketing campaign.

Totally accidentally I found DoIlikeYou.com, and I put my pic there to see if other people like me or not. I even started to rate other people on that website, and then in a few days I received an email that some girl wants to meet me there. I accepted her invitation and right now we are dating. I sent a BIG thank-you to owners of that site, and this is my little help to them and to everyone who wants to meet some hot people like I did.. Thanks to them, again!

That’s not my writing, but a message that blights almost every comments thread on Metacafe. It’s almost always at the top of the list, so you have to do quite a bit of scrolling to get down to the genuine comments (which, sometimes, are just as entertaining as the videos).

They’re almost as annoying as the Youtube comments of, “If you do not send this message to five people you know in the next five minutes you will… blah blah blah.”

Do I Like You? (yes, I couldn’t help but have a little peak) is an obvious rip off of Hot or not. The funny thing is that all these stupid messages have leap-frogged the actual site on the search engines.

Youtube, Metacafe, sort it out!

This is actual footage of soldiers analysed under the influence of LSD. After watching this, I’m certain this would be an effective weapon in warfare. Very funny, except for Lance Corporal Badtrip is not at all comfortable with the effects of the drug.

LsD SolDierS - Funny videos are here

Still in beta, Godtube is a new video hosting site. Although religion is not usually a humourous subject I actually came across some funny videos on here.

Check out Bethlehemian Rapsody and Mac vs PC.

I hear from a good source that Allahcafe.com and Buddhavideos.tv should also be online by the end of the year.