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Leo Lyon Zagami is the ex-member of the Comitato Esecutivo Massonico (Masonic Executive Committee (MEC) of Monte Carlo). He was a high level member of the Italian Illuminati, a 33rd degree freemason, a high-member of the infamous Freemasonic P2 Lodge. He was the “prince”, in line to the throne of Illuminati “king”, Licio Gelli.

Leo is now living in Norway and has made it his mission to expose Freemasonary to the rest of the world.

You can visit his website here and read confessions and an interview with Leo, plus FAQs on freemasonry.

1. A site called Who Represents where you can find the name of the agent
that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange
advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergentitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationary.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com

I’m sure there’s a lot more. Please email any suggestions in.

This video clip isn’t in English, so I don’t know what this guy is saying. It’s titled as “angry neighbour attacks rock band”, but I think it’s possible he’s just showing them how things were done in his day. He doesn’t actually attack the band, just the equipment.

An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.

When they arrived at the doctors, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left.

Later that night while watching TV, the man got up from his chair and his wife asked, “Where are you going?”
He replied, “To the kitchen.”
She asked, “Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?”
He replied, “Sure.”
She then asked him, “Don’t you think you should write it down so you can remember it?”
He said, “No, I can remember that.”
She then said, “Well I would also like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down because I know you’ll forget that.”
He said, “I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.”
She replied, “Well I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down.”
With irritation in his voice, he said, “I don’t need to write that down! I can remember that.” He then fumes into the kitchen.

After about 20 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stared at the plate for a moment and said angrily:
“I TOLD you to write it down! You forgot my toast!”

This guy tries to book a hotel room doing a brilliant Joe Pesci impersonation. He also throws a few other favourite gangster voices in, but then it all turns rather sinister.

According to the latest Alexa top 20 rankings China’s most popular websites are losing visitors.

Baidu has dropped three places to number seven. Sina drops two places to number twelve. And Sohu drops five places down to number nineteen. Only qq.com kept its place at number nine.
The only other sites in the top 20 to drop were Orkut, down one place to number eight, and Ebay down three places to sixteen.
Knocking China’s 163.com out of the top 20 was Rapidshare, which jumped a whopping forty-two places.

It’s just before the England vs Brazil match, and Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.

What’s up?” he asks.

“Well, we’re having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it’s important but it’s only England They’re shite and we can’t be bothered.”

Ronaldinho looks at them and says, “Well, I reckon I can beat them by myself… you lads go down the pub.” So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars.After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen read” Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)”. He is beating England all by himself!

A few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers, “It must be full time now, let’s see how he got on.”
They put the teletext on. “Result from the Stadium ‘ Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - England 1(Lampard 89 minutes).”
They can’t believe it, he has single-handedly got a draw against England!! They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate
Ronaldinho. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his hands.He refuses to look at them. “I’ve let you down, I’ve let you down.” “Don’t be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!” “No, no, I have, I’ve let you down…I got sent off after 12 minutes….!!”

Here’s the email I sent in reply to the Nigerian 419 scam letter:

Dear Alhassan

******

I got a very quick reply. Evidently, they didn’t pick up on the fact that I emailed it on April 1st.

Attached to the below email were three pictures of a middle aged man in a hospital bed, wired up to machines and looking quite susprised that somebody would want to take his picture.

Dear sir,

Alhassan Mohammed.

Number 3 is the catch. I will be expected to pay some money forward to see the funds released. I’ll email back and see what this ammount is.

Phase 1
Phase 3