Apr 01 2007

I won the lottery! Not.

Tag: Hoaxeshighena @ 9:14 pm

Every day I receive an email telling me I’ve won the lottery.

The subject usually reads something like this: This is not a joke. Winner announcement.

Open the email up:

Michael Char Piermont NY $1,000,000.00 PAID
Joseph Lyddane Waldorf MD $10,000.00 PAID
Ginger Becker San Antonio TX $100,000.00 PAID
Dennis S. Oak Harbor OH $10,000.00 PENDING
Timothy Dahnke Kennesaw GA $100,000.00 PAID
Jerry Mitchelson Sierra Vista AZ $300.00 PAID
ME MY CITY $1,000,000.00 PENDING

Hey, that’s me! I have won!


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See my silhouetted figure in the bottom right hand corner, my name and $1,000,000 prize money pending.

Now, the word “pending” is rather misleading. It gives the impression the cheque is waiting, and you just have to claim it.
Once you click on the link you’re taken to a page to fill out your name and address, then you’re taken to a page to fill in your credit card details, so as you can deposit some money to start playing Freelotto.

Hardly free. So the check is “pending” until you win. Rather obvious.

On their website they claim FreeLotto has awarded $76,960,527.00 cash prizes to FreeLotto players!

Freelotto may not be a hoax as such, but they reel people in with misleading words and promises.


Apr 01 2007

Those trouble-making Israelis

Tag: Funnyhighena @ 8:32 pm

This photo wasn’t taken on the West Bank, but outside a hotel in Thailand.

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Apr 01 2007

Castration for a petty crime

Tag: Funnyhighena @ 5:45 pm

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Rather a harsh punishment.



Apr 01 2007

Number of the beast dot com

Tag: WWWhighena @ 5:38 pm

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I just had a look at www.666.com and I have to say there really is nothing terrifying about the beast. He’s worked as a software developer, likes to travel and enjoys painting. Ooh, spooky!


Apr 01 2007

NASA admits moon-landing was staged.

Tag: Hoaxes, Videoshighena @ 3:00 pm

After mounting evidence that the moon landing in 1969 was filmed in the Nevada desert NASA today realeased a statement admitting to the fact. The admission came after video evidence was stolen from their archives and broadcast on Youtube.

Here it is, the evidence:


OK, it’s a hoax of a hoax.


Apr 01 2007

Nigerian 419 scam

Tag: Hoaxeshighena @ 6:20 am

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I have one particular email address that seems to be quite a target of the “Nigerian 419 scam”. On average it receives about three a week.
Here’s the one I received today:

FROM ALHASSAN BALA MOHAMMED

Private Email: balahassan001@aol.com

Dear friend,

Let me introduce my self to you, I am Alhassan
Bala Mohammed.

I have a serious sickness which has failed all medical treatment and right
now I have only about a few
months more to live on this earth, I want God to be merciful to me and
accept my soul so; I
have decided to give alms to the less privilege around the world, as I want
this to be one of the
last of my good deeds on earth.

So far, I have distributed money to some organizations in the Asia,
Pakistan and Sudan. Now that my
health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once
asked members of my family
to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to
a motherless baby’s home
in Bulgaria, they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not
trust them anymore, as they
seem not to be contended with what I have left for them.

The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of U.S$
10m (Ten million United
States Dollars) in two metallic trunks. This trunks were deposited in 2004
with a trusted Security Company
abroad. I want you to help me collect the trunks and dispatched the funds
therein to reputable charity
organizations. I have also set out 10% of this money to be giving to the
less privileged in Sri lanka, Indonesia
and Thailand 10% has being set aside for you and for your time.

If this proposition interest you,and you really want to assist me, kindly
forward the following information to
me:

Your name, telephone number(s) and residential address.

Please understand that these requested information will enable me gain
trust and confidence in you as
need to prepare all documents in your favor to make you the new beneficiary
to the trunks. Note that
I made the deposit as a diplomatic consignment and no one is aware of the
content except you.

Kindly respond through my private e-mail address.

Email (Private): balahassan001@aol.com

Kind Regards,
Mr.Alhassan Bala Mohammed.

Wow, a complete stranger wants to trust me with ten million dollars! I ususally just delete these messages, but this time I decided to reply and see how the scam plays out.

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